Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood