Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.