Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.