Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor