Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress