Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.