Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.