Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!