How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit