How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."