How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!