Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels