Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months