Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.