What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.