What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.