What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.