What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.