What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)