What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.