What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.