Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a circus and a whore house?

My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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