Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why are white girls so odd?

Because they literally can't even.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.