Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Tentickles.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
They were trying to start a business.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Ein stein
Because they're so basic.
