Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion