Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev