Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.