Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin