Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!