What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!