What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.