What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.