What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*