Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism