Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Previous Random Joke Next
Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.