Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet