What country is next to USA?

USB.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.