How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in