How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in