How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in