How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard