How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.