How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.