How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.