How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby