How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit