What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.