What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence