What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.