He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
A new last name.
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
I'll be Bach
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
A Krismas goose.