What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.