Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.