Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!