What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.