What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.