What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards