What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears