Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !