Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
will i marry you?"
No, John! can't see
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Because she never marries the best man.
You can't keep a good man down !
