Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !