Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.