What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.