What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.