What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !