What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !