What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.