What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.