What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)