What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !