What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !