What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !