What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.