What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.