What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !