What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.