Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"
The Laundry
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
BECAUSE!!
None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.
Ripostes
An Allahgy
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
50 cent with Nickelback
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.