Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)