How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls