How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Nozzle Jokes More Nozzle Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Jiggle Jokes More Jiggle Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls