What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.