What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip