What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.