What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim