Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.