Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.