Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)