Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.