Cha-chink!
She was the beast of the show!
They will never win
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
PYONG! YANG!
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
Chinko De Mayo
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.