Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.