Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.