Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Hyaaaaatt Jokes More Hyaaaaatt Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

Bruce Lee Favorite Drink Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Drink Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest