Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.