How do people with injured hands commut...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.