How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away