What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies