What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.