What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.