Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!