Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.