Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.