It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
They take an aspie
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
