Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.