Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.