Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!