A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
A Gaucho Marxist
Because it means urine trouble
His desk is level
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
It couldn't contain itself.
A coconut!
