How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.