Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Previous Random Joke Next
Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Soviet Onion Jokes More Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.