Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion