Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Because it ran out of cluck !

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