Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!