Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."