Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Who is Superman's brother?

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.