Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.