Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!