Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good