Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger