Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.