Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.