What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew