What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG