What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.