What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG