Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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A cheetah

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.