Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Because there is no water in Africa.

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A cheetah.

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Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.