Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.