Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.