What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!