GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Because he was barefooted!!!
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Laika boss.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Lame.
Moonwalking
