What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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Because they always turn out in-bread.

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He got crossed.

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Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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One has a d where the other doesn't.

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking