What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.