What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit