What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.