What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!