What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.