What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.