What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.