Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Because old Hobbits die hard...

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They both need natural light to survive!

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Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage