Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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An airplane

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried