Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander